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My wife is sort of the unofficial neighborhood watch,well this
morning she was sitting on the porch,and this non swimmer strolls across my driveway way too close to my son's truck.
This clown makes a move toward the truck and spots the wife
he immediately pounds sand,wife calls 911 ,good guys pick
him up 1/4 mile away.This brain surgeon had just left my
neighbors house with a back pack full of stolen stuff.Keep
an eye out for one another,this world ain't getting any better.
"Grits ain't groceries, eggs ain't poultry,and Mona Lisa was a man"
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Freak of Nature
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Lord, please help us get our nation straightened out.
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Administrator
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X4
It takes a long time to grow an old friend.
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Where in mobile was this. Been happening in my neighborhood too.And no non swimmers live around here.
Really?
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"Just remember a gobbler has to win every time, you only have to win once"
BC
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Too bad she didn't pull a granny from every which way and blast his arse.
Would walk over a naked woman to get to a gobblin turkey!
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Too bad she didn't pull a granny from every which way and blast his arse. Yeah,she'll be keeping the .380 closer now.
"Grits ain't groceries, eggs ain't poultry,and Mona Lisa was a man"
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Where in mobile was this. Been happening in my neighborhood too.And no non swimmers live around here. Michael and Azalea
"Grits ain't groceries, eggs ain't poultry,and Mona Lisa was a man"
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Non swimmer... 
Some do, some don't....what's it gonna be?
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CISM- Firefighter Chaplain-C.E.R.T. Instructor
Refuel Ministries-HAM (KM4LBG)
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I am drinking from my saucer cause my cup has overflowed. Thank you Lord
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A person of darker complexion if you know what I mean, 99% of them can't swim.
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You have to be from the south to understand.
retired 6 Saturdays and one Sunday
I am lucky, I don't have as far to go as I have been!
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Good job! We live in a small rural area where everyone knows everyone. If you come around and WE dont know you, you will be questioned! When people come threw the comminity selling stuff door to door , one neighbor will call and warn anther neighbor that they are coming. I someone UNknown go up the drive of one of our communitys elderly members, and expects to scam, bother, or try to bother them , you will be meet by someone with a Glock 27. Some rural comminitys still look out for people and neighbors like everyone should do!
Last edited by shooters; 05/30/14 03:16 AM.
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Non swimmer... X2
If voting made any difference, they wouldn’t let us do it.-Mark Twain
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