My wife is sort of the unofficial neighborhood watch,well this
morning she was sitting on the porch,and this non swimmer strolls across my driveway way too close to my son's truck.
This clown makes a move toward the truck and spots the wife
he immediately pounds sand,wife calls 911 ,good guys pick
him up 1/4 mile away.This brain surgeon had just left my
neighbors house with a back pack full of stolen stuff.Keep
an eye out for one another,this world ain't getting any better.