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Difficulty: Try not to get off track and only add things that you have heard, or your grandparents taught you. We could probably put together a good list.
Rabbit brains are good for baby's gums when they are teething. Just rub them on the gums.
Cob webs are good to stop a bleeding wound.
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Backer juice will take the pain away from wasp stings.
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Tobacco juice will ease a wasp sting.
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Don't bend over in the garden cause them taters got eyes
We will burn that bridge when we get there
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Tobacco juice will ease a wasp sting.
Truth.
"Hunting Politics are stupid!" - Farm Hunter
"Bible says you shouldn't put sugar in your cornbread." Dustin, 2013
"Best I can figure 97.365% of the general public is a paint chip eating, mouth breathing, certified dumbass." BCLC, 2020
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a bird in the house is a sign of death in the family.
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Something my dad used to say;
The sun don't shine on the same dogs a$$ all of the time.
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For poison ivy/oak Granny would scrub it till it was raw then put a paste of coffee and baking soda mixed together.Burnt like a son of a gun but it worked.
"My dear brothers,take note of this:Everyone should be quick to listen,slow to speak and slow to become angry..."James 1:19
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Something my dad used to say;
The sun don't shine on the same dogs a$$ all of the time. My dad use to say; Your alligator mouth is going to overload your jaybird ass. And it usually did.
Team Rack Addicts
2016 Aldeer Deer Champions
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Backer juice will take the pain away from wasp stings. And bees too. This one absolutely works.
"We sleep safe in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would do us harm."
George Orwell
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My Grandma would put Milk on our Sunburns.
I once saw the same Grandma Take a jar of bacon grease an coat a kitten in it. She said the bacon grease got rid of fleas.. and it did.
X2 on the tobacco. I used that trick many of times
The fool tells me his reasons; the wise man persuades me with my own.
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Rubbing alcohol will make a fever go away
"The reason I'm so fat is cause I just don't eat"
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& of course, who could forget that Tomato Juice gets rid of skunk spray odor.
The fool tells me his reasons; the wise man persuades me with my own.
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read in a book on "ol' timey home remedies" once that sitting naked on a freshly saw pine stump would help treat hemmorhoids. ...it didn't say anything what to do about the sap that got to "other" places.  Same book...kill a chicken and split the breast, hold the split meat to a rattlesnake bite to draw out the venom. The meat should turn a greenish color as it draws the venom.
Well behaved women never make history.~ Out back
Quit laughing...I think I broke something.
Fifteen is my limit on Schnitzen-Gruben, Baby...
I have OCD and ADD, so everything has to be perfect, but only for a minute.
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oh my wifes grandmother has some tall ones
if you wash clothes on new years you will wash a family member away.
if you eat greens on new years you will make alot of money the next year.
playing with my wifes boobs will give her breast cancer.
if her hand itches some company is coming to her house unannounced.
Yeah c�mon. Daniel White
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Makes sense when my wife holds her breasts against me it draws out my "venom".
On the Eighth day God created flounder.
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A few drops of urine in your ear will cure a earache.
It takes a long time to grow an old friend.
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My grandmomma use to say, if you hear a screech owl, somebody you know will die within 3 days. She had a lot of those old sayings. She fully believed them too. More:
If the wind is out of the east for 3 days, it will rain in spite of hell.
Black wooly worms are a sign of a cold winter.
If your nose itches, somebody is coming for a visit.
I'm sure I'll remember more later.
If my people, who are called by my name, will humble themselves and pray and seek my face and turn from their wicked ways, then will I hear from heaven and will forgive their sin and will heal their land. 2 Chronicles 7:14
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playing with my wifes boobs will give her breast cancer. I'm not gonna say how I know this, but I've got a really, really good idea that that one is false.
If my people, who are called by my name, will humble themselves and pray and seek my face and turn from their wicked ways, then will I hear from heaven and will forgive their sin and will heal their land. 2 Chronicles 7:14
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