Dude you either ain't married or have the coolest wife on the face of the earth.
If number two is the case, can she offer a class to all the other widow's of turkey season?
Congrats
^^^This^^^ Not to mention, he doesn't seem to have to go to work (aka: a job) like the rest of us common folk. Maybe he's just really wealthy with the coolest wife on earth.
Congrats on the bird. Turkeys better run to the next county if they see/hear that you're coming to hunt them.
