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Re: Funny Southern sayings. woodsrider #890921 03/07/14 10:21 AM
Joined: Dec 2010 Posts: 2,342 Likes: 4 Dauphin Island, Alabama Simpleman 8 point
Simpleman 8 point Joined: Dec 2010 Posts: 2,342 Likes: 4 Dauphin Island, Alabama	Originally Posted By: woodsrider ....Screwed up as a ------- check book... Lol. I use that one too. A variant is "sweating like a ------ writing a check".

Re: Funny Southern sayings. Simpleman #891347 03/07/14 05:05 PM
Joined: Aug 2007 Posts: 624 Likes: 1 Odenville AL. D DThrash 4 point
DThrash 4 point D Joined: Aug 2007 Posts: 624 Likes: 1 Odenville AL.	Screwed up as a box of worms.

Re: Funny Southern sayings. Bigbamaboy #891414 03/07/14 06:04 PM
Joined: Dec 2007 Posts: 4,717 Likes: 1 Bay Minette, AL S scrubbuck 10 point
scrubbuck 10 point S Joined: Dec 2007 Posts: 4,717 Likes: 1 Bay Minette, AL	You picking up what I'm laying down? What's the deal, pickle? You couldn't hit the water if you fell ou'd the boat!

Re: Funny Southern sayings. Bigbamaboy #891451 03/07/14 06:40 PM
Joined: Dec 2010 Posts: 18,388 Likes: 89 lat 34.09 long -86.13 metalmuncher Old Mossy Horns
metalmuncher Old Mossy Horns Joined: Dec 2010 Posts: 18,388 Likes: 89 lat 34.09 long -86.13	Uglier than a box of buttholes. Dumber than a screen door on a submarine. Nothing but a-oles and elbows.

Re: Funny Southern sayings. metalmuncher #891465 03/07/14 06:58 PM
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Smoke_Diver 6 point Joined: Feb 2014 Posts: 1,022 Roll Tide Town	"Hurry up in there. I'm Drawing Cloth." -�No politicians, no salesman and very few friends allowed.� -Jbatey1- "I'd rather be a happy Bammer eating ribeye in a trailer than a miserable barner eating boogers in a mansion." -�If you gonna be stupid, you better be tough!�

Re: Funny Southern sayings. Bigbamaboy #891493 03/07/14 07:55 PM
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Bigbamaboy 14 point Joined: Dec 2012 Posts: 9,661 Pisgah Al	I'm bout to drop a load a show dog couldn't jump. Eli, Eli, lama sabachthani?

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