Paleese, tell me if you are from Gordo, you tell people you are from Tuscaloosa.
What's the problem with Gordo? I've got a lot of kinfolks from out that way. People up around Madison County are probably real proud to claim you.

Some folks are Eagles and some are Oysters. Sippy would be an Oyster.
Funny thing about that little white speck on top of chickenshit. It's chickenshit too.
