Good day to be a duck (if it's raining) He'd rather stand outside in the rain and tell a lie than to come inside and tell the truth If I was feeling any better today I'd be twins. (After going fishing) catch anything? I sure hope not She's so ugly : -her momma had to tie a pork chop around her neck to get the dogs to play with her -she could snag snag forked lightning and run it up a tree backwards -make a freight train take a dirt road
It was so hard you couldn't turn the skin on it with a 36inch pipe wrench.
That's like a sore pecker you just can't beat it
And finally. I'm sorer than a blistered p*ssy in a pecker patch
