You are dumb as a retarded midget monkey trying to f#*k a football

How about you stand there and let me f#*k this monkey

Check out that fart box

Ima hit you with so many rights you'll be beggin for a left.

Ima hit you so hard and so fast you be screaming y'all quit!

Smiling like a faggot in a hotdog eattin contest

Rode hard and put up wet

IF you see me fighting a bear.. You better jump in and help the bear!

Mad as a jap

She looks like she fell outta the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down

Im on it like white on rice

In like flynn

You're bout as useful as tits on a boar hog

I gotta go see a man bout a dog (can mean just about anything)

You could tear up an anvil with a rubber hammer

Wish in one hand, shucks in the other see which one fills up first

shucks or get off the pot

Don't let your mouth write checks your ass can't cash

Even a broken clock is right twice a day

Playin string music
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Alto, la migra means Stop, immigration in Spanish slang. They'll scatter like skittles dropped on a concrete floor. -Furflyin