You couldn't beat your way out of a wet paper sack.
My neck is stiffer than a whorehouse towel.
He was shaking like a blind fagget at a weenie roast.
Smoother than a prom queen's thighs.
She's so fine I'd drink her bath water.
She's finer than frog hair.
Grinnin' like a possum eating chit.
Grinnin' like a possum eating briars.
Slick as owl chit.
Raining like a cow pissing on a flat rock.
She's been rode hard n hung up to dry.
She's so ugly she'd make a freight train take a dirt road.
That'll go over like a turd in a punchbowl.
Tight as Dick's hatband.
You wouldn't have a snowball's chance in hell.
(Referencing not having the right tools or equipment) "Trying to make chicken salad outta chicken chit.
(When a female is bent over showing her backside) Look boy, she's got it hiked up in neutral!
Originally Posted by Johntravis89
There is 2 different high fence. 1 small and one big! Mine was free range in the big pen and was not a breeder buck. Why does it have to be twisted around??
