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Freak of Nature
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Freak of Nature
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Don't crank the tractor, if you ain't gonna plow. Don't worry bout the mule, just load the wagon. Don't try to understand em, just rope em, tie em and brand em. That's a long row to hoe. (this one is mis spoke by Yankees as long road to hoe. Ya don't hoe a road!  )
"Why do you ask"?
Too many people spend money they don't have , on things they don't need, to impress people they don't know.
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Booner
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Booner
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BOY, you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with the directions on the heel.
He's full of piss and vinegar.
Crazy as a sprayed roach
A phrase I coined- HEY, it's your possum, cook it how you want to
I'm fu__ing this goat, you hold it's horns
Queer as a 3 dollar bill
That boy is as happy as a faggot with a bag of rubber d__ks
Is a pigs ass pork?
Full of more chit than a christmas turkey
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14 point
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Few French fries short of a happy meal.
Aint seen you in a coons age.
That would gag a maggot.
Eli, Eli, lama sabachthani?
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Old Mossy Horns
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Old Mossy Horns
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I've been to 3 goat ropings and 2 State Fairs, but I ain't never seen nothing like that.
83% of all statistics are made up.
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10 point
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fuller than a tick on a tampon
off like a prom dress
shes so fine i would suck a fart out of her butt
Last edited by icducks; 03/05/14 05:39 PM.
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8 point
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I gotta piss like a Russian racehorse
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Freak of Nature
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Freak of Nature
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my favorite....throwed a craving on me...
I've spent most of the money I've made in my lifetime on hunting and fishing. The rest I just wasted.....
proud Cracker-Americaan
muslims are like coyotes, only good one is a dead one
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Used to be TiderBD
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Used to be TiderBD
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He'd phuck a snake if somebody held it's head.
A servant of God and of the Lord Jesus Christ.
USAF Veteran
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Old Mossy Horns
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Old Mossy Horns
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Damn y'all done took all the good ones.
Would walk over a naked woman to get to a gobblin turkey!
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Freak of Nature
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Freak of Nature
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colder than a witches tit in a brass bra Doing push-ups in the snow.
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Old Mossy Horns
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Hotter than a fresh f$$&3d fox in a forest fire.
Would walk over a naked woman to get to a gobblin turkey!
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14 point
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14 point
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When someone ask you if you're ready to go somewhere: "cat got a climbing gear?"
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Booner
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Booner
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Has a hobby horse got a wooden d!ck...
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Aldeer Sponsor
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Aldeer Sponsor
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I know a guy who used to say he was so broke that if it cost him a quarter to take a chit, he'd have to throw up.
I'm thinking that has to be a southern thing because I damn sure haven't heard it anywhere else!
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8 point
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"The whole nine yards" I bet no one knows where that came from.
"NO GOOGLE" Give me a guess...
It's not a Passion, it's an Obsession. That's what I tell my wife, but she promptly informs it's a disease to which is incurable.
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Used to be TiderBD
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Used to be TiderBD
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"The whole nine yards" I bet no one knows where that came from.
"NO GOOGLE" Give me a guess... Some of the gals I dated in high school???
A servant of God and of the Lord Jesus Christ.
USAF Veteran
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Freak of Nature
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Freak of Nature
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"The whole nine yards" I bet no one knows where that came from.
"NO GOOGLE" Give me a guess... 27 feet of 50 cal ammo in a wing ....
I've spent most of the money I've made in my lifetime on hunting and fishing. The rest I just wasted.....
proud Cracker-Americaan
muslims are like coyotes, only good one is a dead one
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6 point
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9 yards is the length of ammo belt for a 50cal in a plane. Learned that on pawn stars....
take your kids hunting and you won't be hunting your kids
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Booner
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Booner
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Feeling fat and sassy.
Sunday go to meeting clothes
Opened a can of worms
Don't cut off your nose to spite your face.
I may not be the best, but my name is always among them.
Once in a blue moon
Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.
God Bless,
David B.
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Premium member #8925
Team Rack Addicts
2016 Aldeer Deer Champions
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Shed nuttier than a squirrel turd.
"The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." - Thomas Jefferson
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