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10 point
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You'd rather jack off a bob cat with a hand full of cuckleburs in a phoneboth than mess with me boy.
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8 point
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Harder than a southern baptist preachers d#@% up a calfs azz.
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Old Mossy Horns
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You couldn't hit a bull in the a$$ with a bass fiddle
83% of all statistics are made up.
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Freak of Nature
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Lucky Bastage
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Shes Hotter then a 2dollar pistol
The fool tells me his reasons; the wise man persuades me with my own.
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Care For Some Gopher?
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Care For Some Gopher?
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That looks like socks on a rooster !!
" with friends like DRIVEBY, Who needs enemies!!!"
"hey shaw, aim for the lump"
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14 point
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One of my all time favorites. Not my saying but actually got to hear it used.
One guy told another... Boy you just assume walk down the main street of hell wearin gasoline drawers as mess with me.
Eli, Eli, lama sabachthani?
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Booner
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As the crows flies. I'll be john brown Drunk as a bicycle. WTF. 
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Lucky Bastage
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Lucky Bastage
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Had an old man once say to me
"look at the Sh!tter on that critter"
referring to a girl that had just walked by
The fool tells me his reasons; the wise man persuades me with my own.
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Freak of Nature
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Freak of Nature
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Dumber than a box of rocks
Ugly as a mud fence
Drunk as a barn owl. (I didn't know Barn Owls drank, but they must around here)
If my people, who are called by my name, will humble themselves and pray and seek my face and turn from their wicked ways, then will I hear from heaven and will forgive their sin and will heal their land. 2 Chronicles 7:14
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3 point
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Well I'm hanging in there like a hair in a biscut
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10 point
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Nervous as a sore tail cat in a room of rocking chairs
He looks like his cheese done slid off his cracker
3 things that define what kind of person a man is: women, money, and deer
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Booner
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Booner
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his belt dont go through all his loops 
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THE Octopus
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THE Octopus
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So ugly she's knock the buzzards off a gut wagon.
So ugly she'd snag lightin and bust thunder.
weird as a duck
When the weathers hot and sultry, its no time for adultry but when the frost is on the pumpkin, its time for peter dunkin. My cousin says that one all the time.
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Lucky Bastage
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Lucky Bastage
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So ugly she's knock the buzzards off a gut wagon.
So ugly she'd snag lightin and bust thunder.
weird as a duck
When the weathers hot and sultry, its no time for adultry but when the frost is on the pumpkin, its time for peter dunkin. My cousin says that one all the time. That duck one reminded me of one: I'm like a duck, flat footed an don't give a f*ck
The fool tells me his reasons; the wise man persuades me with my own.
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12 point
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12 point
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He is happier than a puppy with 2 peckers.
I'll be a suck egg mule.
ROLL TIDE !!!
Enough Said....
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Freak of Nature
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Freak of Nature
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Your like a bull in a China shop..
You don't have the sense god gave a billy goat..
My names Sam & I don't give a damn..
Last edited by james; 03/05/14 05:10 PM.
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10 point
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10 point
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Slicker then a 2 d%#ed billy goat
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Used to be TiderBD
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Used to be TiderBD
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Somebody shot at me and missed, chit on me and hit.
I feel like a wolf chit me off a cliff.
A servant of God and of the Lord Jesus Christ.
USAF Veteran
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Old Mossy Horns
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Old Mossy Horns
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I came here to do two things; drink some beer and kick some ass. Looks like I'm almost out of beer.
83% of all statistics are made up.
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