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Beadlecombs reference to the elusive soup sandwich got me thinking about some of the stuff we say and ppl just look at us, especially up north.
I like:
Tits on a boar hog.
Fine as frog hair split four ways
Dry as cracker juice
Slick as deer guts on a door knob
Burn the bearings.... Thanks Daniel
Nervous as a cat on a hot tin roof
Too big a cat to get tricked by a kitten
Not seen you in a month of Sundays
Sweatin like a whore in church
Those aren't all, but the ones that i may use at any given time.
What's yours?
Eli, Eli, lama sabachthani?
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Wrong as two left shoes
Crazier than a rund over dog
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God Bless America!
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Slap wore out
Busier than a one legged man in an a$$ kicking contest
Ugly as homemade sin
83% of all statistics are made up.
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Slicker than elephant chit on a linoleum floor.
A servant of God and of the Lord Jesus Christ.
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Booner
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She's hotter than fish grease....
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Slap wore out
Busier than a one legged man in an a$$ kicking contest
Ugly as homemade sin I forgot about homemade sin. I use that often.
Eli, Eli, lama sabachthani?
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Lucky Bastage
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My gf just said she was "madder then a wet hen" that I'm always on this site.
The fool tells me his reasons; the wise man persuades me with my own.
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Eli, Eli, lama sabachthani?
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Lucky Bastage
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colder than a witches tit in a brass bra
The fool tells me his reasons; the wise man persuades me with my own.
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Luckier than a three d!cked dog in a pen full of bitches.
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My !$@% so hard a cat couldn't scratch it...
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That gal has an ass 2 axe handles wide.
That boy been beat by the ugly stick.
A servant of God and of the Lord Jesus Christ.
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hotter than a billy goats ass in a pepper patch
The fool tells me his reasons; the wise man persuades me with my own.
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"I hate rude behavior in a man. I won't tolerate it." Captain Woodrow F. Call
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don't know your Ass from a hole in the ground
Drunk as cooter brown
The fool tells me his reasons; the wise man persuades me with my own.
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One I heard the other day from one of the young guys at the shop:
"That dog's deader'n 2 Pac."
If my people, who are called by my name, will humble themselves and pray and seek my face and turn from their wicked ways, then will I hear from heaven and will forgive their sin and will heal their land. 2 Chronicles 7:14
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What in the Sam Hill
That crazy heifer
By George
Hey you and hickey
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colder than a well diggers ass
“Socialism only works in two places: Heaven where they don't need it and hell where they already have it.” ― Ronald Reagan
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I never realized it, but when northerners hear some of these sayings they have to think we are crazy.
The fool tells me his reasons; the wise man persuades me with my own.
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