Beadlecombs reference to the elusive soup sandwich got me thinking about some of the stuff we say and ppl just look at us, especially up north.
I like: Tits on a boar hog. Fine as frog hair split four ways Dry as cracker juice Slick as deer guts on a door knob Burn the bearings.... Thanks Daniel Nervous as a cat on a hot tin roof Too big a cat to get tricked by a kitten Not seen you in a month of Sundays Sweatin like a whore in church
Those aren't all, but the ones that i may use at any given time. What's yours?