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Heck ya'll keep talking and I am gonna claim that Larry had to be Peta Princess!!!! SCUM I TELL YA!!!


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Well the day before the tourney is when things kinda went south.. We are all sitting around having hamburgers that Topcat had grilled... I'm trying to remember who was all there. Lets see it was myself, Skinny, Bucky, Hippi, Wiley, Grizz, Mangler, Riverrat, Brent.. Lets just say we had a crowd.. More folks than I can name.. I think Topcat cooked about 40lbs of hamburger and a wash tub full of taters. After dinner I saw Wiley and Larry having a heated conversation about something.. I do not know what it was about.. It lasted about 5 minutes... After that we are all sitting around the fire enjoying a cold beverage and shooting the schit... More to follow...


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I'll definitely have to show up if Larry's gonna be there!!!!
I was there that year & remember all the chit that went down.
I owe him a swift kick to the nuts also!!


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did he used to post on here as 'couch tater'?

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Originally Posted By: kendall
did he used to post on here as 'couch tater'?


couch tater is Larry's cousin.


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The night before the tourney is when things got ugly.. Im gonna try and keep this to the "R" rated version because I cannot tell all that happened.. After Topcats lunch we had a late supper.. Seems like someone had smoked a deer quarter and we had BBQ sandwiches.. Larry tells everyone that he is gonna take a shower and walks away.. No big deal... It gets better... More to follow


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Oh dear...this is when the Gar and Larry took a shower together. That was an ugly moment in human history.

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Originally Posted By: riverrat
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Why did you have to go and piss me off even more!! mad mad mad mad


OMG!!! Couchtater the Non-Payer


Get the F out of the BATFE. The F is guaranteed by the US Constitution. Those other letters are not.

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Yeah but his lawyer got him off.
I heard he didn't have the money to pay his legal fees so the lawyer took his 4 wheeler.


I don't think it was a 4Wheeler. I heard his lawyer took his Kubota Tractor as payment for getting him outta jail.


That's correct! It was a tractor.


Damn good thing I didn't offer to rent my tractor out. he'd want his cellmate to provide payment........


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Wiley correct me if I'm wrong but did you not get payment on the tractor use????? laugh laugh


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Originally Posted By: Bronco 74
Wiley correct me if I'm wrong but did you not get payment on the tractor use????? laugh laugh


Well, uh, yes and the payments continue without the tractor being used....... But what does that have to do with Larry stealing my trolling motor and ultimately(FINALLY)gettin his ass beat?


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I frigging saw Larry Saturday night at El Coyote in Gurley. He was drinking Margaritas with 2 women. I told him that everyone still wanted to kick his ass. He said y'all knew where to find him. Crazy bastard bought me a beer.


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OK back to the story... After dinner that night Larry is off to get a shower.. No big deal, until we see this strange woman following him.. Everyone is like who is that???? About 30 minutes later a park ranger shows up and wants to know who owns this black Toyota... This guy is a real asshole.. If I remember correctly Skinny called him a cock monkey.. Thats when I spilled my drink.. We think that Larry was doing this rangers old lady in the shower... More to follow...


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Originally Posted By: Bronco 74
I'm trying to remember who was all there. Lets see it was myself, Skinny, Bucky, Hippi, Wiley, Grizz, Mangler, Riverrat, Brent.. Lets just say we had a crowd..


You left out Mangler's Liver. It sat beside me and chain-smoked cigarettes all night.


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Alright Bronco! Come on with the rest of the story! Lol! We want the Paul Harvey on it!


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Its along story.. This went on for several days folks.. I will tell this, Larry was a real trooper.. This rangers wife had been hanging around camp for a few days and was looking for, Well use your imagination!!!! This was one ugly woman and Larry took one for the team... More to follow...


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come on guys give us the story, this thing is driving me crazy, Hey, Larry if you are listening please give us your side, I would love to hear it

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bump for the rest of the story.

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I promise y'all don't want Larry's side. I'm probably the only one that hasn't had a problem with the boy. But he's a liar. To hear him tell it the Ranger's wife was Megan Fox. She looked more like Redd Foxx.

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All I know is he stole my damn trolling motor, told a bunch of lies, covered those with more lies and I'm still out a $300 trolling motor 4 years later. That's probably $500 in todays cash. I hope he shows up.


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