There was a bird. The bird was flying south for the winter. The bird got a late start and ran into some very cold weather. The wings of the bird froze over and it caused the bird to crash into a cow pasture.
The bird lay in the cow pasture freezing to death. As the bird lay there, with mere minutes to live, a cow ventured by and **** on the bird. The **** covered the bird all the way up to it's neck.
The warm **** begin to go to work on the bird, thawing it out, warming it up. The bird felt the flow of life back in it's life. The bird thought "Hey, Im going to make it".
Once the bird was fully warmed up it tried to work itself free from the ****. The bird squirmed and wiggeled, and could not free itself free from the neck deep ****. After a few minutes the bird realized it was stuck and began to yell and scream and make a big commotion.
The bird's actions caught the eyes and ears of the local barnyard cat. The cat walked over to the bird and with one claw plucked the bird out of the ****. The cat then ate the bird.
This story has 3 morals:
1. Not everyone that **** on you is your enemy
2. Not everyone that helps you get out of **** is your friend
3. When you are neck deep in ****, Shut Up
