Cleetus: Hey Bubba! I heard you went deer huntin this morning, did ya get one?

Bubba: Hey Cleetus! Yep sir, I did. I got a good-un. It weighted 197 pounds, had 17 points and a 22" spread.

Cleetus: WOW, that IS a good-un ..... where did you .......

Interrupted by 49er: Hey! Hey! I am here now, so ya'll will have to shut up about that stuff. I dont like it. Have you read the State's Constitution to see what The Commissioner said at the last Board Meeting?

Cleetus: Who the ......?

Bubba: What the .....?

49er: It is Me. The Almighty One who tells you what you can and cant say, write, post on the internet, text or even think when it comes to anything in the Soverign State of Alabama, but particularly, when it comes to MY deer. Did one of ya'll shoot my deer? ALL of the deer in The Soverign State of Alabama are my deer, so hands off.

Cleetus: What the ..... ?

Bubba: Who the .... ?

49er: Here, hold this (hand each a piece of paper). This is a manuscript of the States Constitution, and what was said at the last meeting between someone I dont like and someone else. Read It. Study It. Until you understand it as well as I do, AND interpret it JUST like I do, you cannot go hunting, talk about hunting, or even think about hunting.

Bubba: Well, I guess so, Yes Sir .... What the ...... ?

Cleetus: Ah, Yes Sir, what he said ..... Who the ..... ?

Last edited by CPiper; 09/18/13 01:40 PM.