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#669142 09/05/13 03:16 PM
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I am Cornholio
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She almost caused the homicide of my daughter tonight, when my daughter said she was gonna "Twirk" it at her 6th grade dance. I told her if she EVER said that damn word again I "Twirk" her ass with my belt and she wouldn't be able to sit on it again til her 30's.

mad mad mad mad


Originally Posted by Patricia Heaton
If you’re a common sense person, you probably don’t feel you have a home in this world right now. If you’re a Christian, you know you were never meant to.


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Bet if ol Billy Ray could go back to the night of the conception there's probably no doubt he would've pulled

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What is twirk?

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OK, dumb hillbilly in da house, what's "twirk"? I know what a Miley Cyrus is. eek



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You are in trouble hell if mine is half as bad as me and the old lady im screwed!!!


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My old lady is finding the video so I know what the twirk is.


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I just looked it up myself and I'll be damned if I'm not mad again. mad mad mad

"Twerk" and not "Twirk" What can I say, I'm an IDOT


Originally Posted by Patricia Heaton
If you’re a common sense person, you probably don’t feel you have a home in this world right now. If you’re a Christian, you know you were never meant to.


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Originally Posted By: 2Dogs
OK, dumb hillbilly in da house, what's "twirk"? I know what a Miley Cyrus is. eek


You don't want to know. I asked the same thing at a friends house a few weeks ago so his 14 year old daughter thought it would be funny to show us instead of just tell us. I told her to never do that around me again. I have known her since she was an infant and I didn't appreciate that crap, Glad I don't have a daughter

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Basically its sex while wearing clothes. Outercourse


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She's a disgrace! I cant believe they let her pull that crap on the vma's..shes out of control... google her name and look at some of the stuff she's been doing if i was ol billy i would have a achy breaky heart..

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Originally Posted By: BigDalk
Basically its sex while wearing clothes. Outercourse


Doggie style right? Just guessing from what I've seen her do on tv.


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Twerking is a type of dancing in which the dancer, usually a woman, shakes their hips in an up-and-down bouncing motion, causing the dancer's buttocks to shake, "wobble" and "jiggle."[1]

LOL


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That has to be the best post I have ever read! I can't stand Miley Cyrus. She can't act or sing and is the most horrible role model for kids. Thank goodness my twins are too young to know who that idiot is.

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Originally Posted By: n2deer
Twerking is a type of dancing in which the dancer, usually a woman, shakes their hips in an up-and-down bouncing motion, causing the dancer's buttocks to shake, "wobble" and "jiggle."[1]

LOL


Seems to be the best definition I have read so far.


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Somebody just needs to punch that dumb girl!

Originally Posted By: IDOT
I just looked it up myself and I'll be damned if I'm not mad again. mad mad mad

"Twerk" and not "Twirk" What can I say, I'm an IDOT

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I don't blame you, Bill.


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You definitely deserve the thumbs up so here it is!
Originally Posted By: IDOT
She almost caused the homicide of my daughter tonight, when my daughter said she was gonna "Twirk" it at her 6th grade dance. I told her if she EVER said that damn word again I "Twirk" her ass with my belt and she wouldn't be able to sit on it again til her 30's.

mad mad mad mad

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Originally Posted By: theolgoat
Bet if ol Billy Ray could go back to the night of the conception there's probably no doubt he would've pulled
ROFLMAO!

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I just had to google ROFLMAO to find out what it stood for lol. Feeling pretty dumb right now...
Originally Posted By: howa308
Originally Posted By: theolgoat
Bet if ol Billy Ray could go back to the night of the conception there's probably no doubt he would've pulled
ROFLMAO!

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If that's the definition of twerking I used to get twerked on all the time at the dance hall when I was in my 20's

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