You can't push a rope
Gotta see a man about a dog
Been rode hard and put up wet
They don't have a pot to piss in
That's like pulling hens teeth
The only difference between you and a bag of #%&@..is the bag
I've gotta pee like a rushing race horse
Barking up the wrong tree
Either fish or cut bait
That dog will hunt
Quit sitting there like a bump on a log (or a bump on a pickle, as my grandmother used to say)
He couldn't fight his way out of a wet paper sack

Last edited by straycat; 08/13/13 05:26 AM.
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