When my granddad would see something he didn't like (like some commercials on TV), he would say, "That makes my butt want to chew chewing gum."

Had a baseball coach who's favorite saying when someone made an error or swung at a bad pitch, "Well I'll be a suckass mule."


"Said I never had much use for one; never said I didn't know how to use it".
-Matthew Quigley in "Quigley Down Under"