It's hotter than a set of jumper cables at a colored funeral.
It rained so much it washed the dogs out from under the porch.
If that boy lost one IQ point you'd have to water him to keep him alive.
That boy's sorrier than gulley dirt.


"I'd rather go down the river with seven studs than with a hundred ****heads"
- Colonel Charlie Beckwith
Founder Delta Force