"And if my aunt had a sac she'd be my uncle"
"Just can't fix stupid"
"Don't know his a$$ from a hole in the ground"

" couple of sammiches short of a good picnic"
"Ain't the sharpest knife in the drawer"
" The dumba$$ disease done ate him slap up"
"He done screwed da pooch"
"Slow as molasses on a cold mornin"


"That boy was so drunk he couldn't grab his a$$ with both hands"
"He thinks he a smart feller but ain't nuttin but a fart smeller"

Got a lot more just have to think awhile

Last edited by marshmud991; 08/12/13 02:40 PM.

It's hard to kiss the lips at night that chews your a$$ all day long.