My throat's so dry I'm farting dust!

Well I'll be a yella eyed damn!

Crazy as a sprayed roach!

IF a bullfrog had wings he wouldn't bump his ass when he hopped!

Busy as a cat covering $hit on a tin roof!

Is a 40 lb robin fat?

Lies so bad he'd stand on a stump and swear a tree never grew there!

You've got 2 ears and one mouth for a reason!

IF bullfrogs carried 357 magnums we wouldn't have to worry about water moccasins!


Adopt the pace of nature, her secret is patience. Emerson