Originally Posted By: Hunter2926
Grandad told me this one time while helping him build a fence.
"You couldn't scratch your ass with a handful of fish hooks"


WINNER! That's hilarious.


If my people, who are called by my name, will humble themselves and pray and seek my face and turn from their wicked ways, then will I hear from heaven and will forgive their sin and will heal their land. 2 Chronicles 7:14