My stomach is as tore up as a soup sammich
He/she's so country there breath smells like stove wood.
I wish I could remember all of them. I always worked around older folks and forgot more of them than I can remember.
We were working on a scaffold on the ua campus about 60-70 foot up on the air and we see this big Ol gal walking down the side walk and this old man said," she's so big she burns diesel." I about fell off the scaffold from laughing
