Naked as a jaybird
Shes so ugly she could snag forked lightning and run it up a tree backwards
Sorer than a blistered p*ssy in a pecker patch
I'm gonns beat you like a red headed step child
It would be a good day to be a duck (if it's storming)
Ain't worth killing
You shaking like a hound dog crapping peach seeds
Ashes to ashes dust to dust if it wasn't for women our peckers would rust
Finer than a frogs hair split four ways
Buy you school books send you to school and all you wanna do is play with the teachers ass. An he's a man
