I'd pi$$ on a spark plug, if I thought it would do any good.
If I got any happier I would have to sit on my hands to keep from waving at folks.
Bare footed as a yard dog.
Tis better to have it, and not need it, than need it,and not have it.
Queer as a seven dollar bill.
Beauty is only skin deep, well somebody better skin her.


"Grits ain't groceries, eggs ain't poultry,and Mona Lisa was a man"