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Joined: Sep 2007
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8 point
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My grandaddys favorite..."saw me off and call me shorty" when he was impressed, surprised or aggravated by something
My grandmothers favorite "you've come to the goat house looking for wool"....when you asked her something she didn't have an answer for.
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Freak of Nature
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If I tell you a rooster dips snuff, you can find a snuff box under his wing.
LUCK:::; When presistence, dedication, perspiration and preparation meet up with opportunity!!!
- - - - - - - -A government big enough to give you everything you want, is big enough to take everything you have. Thomas Jeferson - - - - - - - -
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Booner
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Booner
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Hey, I'm _ _ _ _ ing this goat you hold the horns!
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10 point
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It's dryer than a popcorn fart.
"Make a difference, take a kid hunting".
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He's so tight you couldn't drive a nail up his a$$.
I'm as nervous as a whore in church.
I farted one morning in the pea patch picking and my momma bout had a fit. Mamaw said leave him alone, "there's more room outside than there is inside". I loved it.
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4 point
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I've seen better looking heads on cabbage.
I ain't seen that boy in a month of sundays.
I've seen better arms on chairs.
Before quick can get ready.
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Booner
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Booner
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My great-aunt's favorite was, "A willful waste will make for a woeful want".
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Booner
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Booner
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Used to hear an old man say this one a lot...
...Well, I'll be a suck egg dawg!
Would say it when something impressed him.
Cuz-Pat
Patton's European Mounts
Professional Quality Skull & Antler Taxidermy
Since 1998
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Raining like a Cow pissing on a flat rock.
In response to a question, that you know the answer is Yes. "Does a Cat have Climbing Gear?"
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Booner
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Booner
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"Hotter than a he haint in torment!"
From the same old man.
Cuz-Pat
Patton's European Mounts
Professional Quality Skull & Antler Taxidermy
Since 1998
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10 point
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My grandaddy taught me my two favs.and I use them all the time.1st-I feel like I been shot at and missed and chit at and hit.2nd-Faster than a cat with turpentine on its ass.Which by the way is true.Not admitting to how I know but a cat with a raw ass can drag its but 50mph across the yard when its sprayed with turpentine.
Psalm 27:1 The Lord is my light and my salvation,whom shall I fear? The Lord is the strength of my life;of whom shall I be afraid?
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Booner
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Booner
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This ain't my first rodeo!
Cuz-Pat
Patton's European Mounts
Professional Quality Skull & Antler Taxidermy
Since 1998
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You'd rather sand paper a wild cat's a$$.
Better than good oughta get.
You wouldn't know shi+ from shinola.
Can't never could.
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10 point
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She could sit on a grave and hatch a haint
"The aggies are going to destroy bama"
Burbank
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4 point
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Colder than a well diggers butt
Slower than molassess in December
slippery than owl crap
I'm gonna slap the black off ya
sweating like a N_gg_R on election day
sweating like a whore in church
F-up like a pile of coat hangers
slap the taste out of your mouth
knoked into next week
I brought you in this world I can take you out
got a weak mind, but a strong back
NOW is the time for all GOOD men to come to the aid of their country.
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Booner
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Booner
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That thang wouldn't pull a greasy string out of a cat's azz......
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14 point
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Hotter than two rats fu**ing in a wool sock.
Yeah c’mon. Daniel White
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things that make you go hmmmmmmm
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things that make you go hmmmmmmm
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Hotter than a firecracker on the 4th of July.
doecommander out...........................
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Posts: 15,582 Likes: 96
Old Mossy Horns
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Old Mossy Horns
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Slicker than a Whale Turd...
Life is a journey. Make sure and bring plenty of Beer.
My luck has been so bad lately, it could be raining pussies and I'd catch one with a dick broke off in it.
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8 point
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Hotter than a two petered dog.
Sweating like a darky writing a check.
If I tell you a cricket can pull a freight train don't ask no questions, hitch him up and watch him pull.
Well poke me in the eye and call me blinky
Crazier than a sprayed roach...
I can go on for days!
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