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onced you go black you never go back, WHITEPOWER!!!!!!!!!!!!
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it's hotter than a nunn's cun*
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Don't piss down my back and tell me its rain
I feel like i've been shot at and missed and chit at and hit
You aint fit to touch a mules di**
Her butt is wide as a barn door
Chit fire
"The aggies are going to destroy bama" Burbank
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Boy you sure are narrow between them ears
That's some count right there
Nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs
It's raining like a cow pissing on a flat rock
2 bricks shy of a load
Chit fire and save matches
I'm f##king this goat you just hold the horns
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Booner
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Booner
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that boy is so stupid he couldn't poor piss out of a boot with the directions on the heel. it's hotter than a nunn's cun* I always heard that it was "as tight as a nuns "_ _ _ _" gotta match? yeah, your face and my a$$ you are full of more $hit than a Christmas turkey! boy, the best part of you ran down your mommas leg hey! its your possum, cook it how you want to. if I want any $hit outa you I will just squeeze your head
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Freak of Nature
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One of my favorites: 2010 pse bowmadness sights rest stabilizer 575 duzen arras for sale
If my people, who are called by my name, will humble themselves and pray and seek my face and turn from their wicked ways, then will I hear from heaven and will forgive their sin and will heal their land. 2 Chronicles 7:14
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Sharper than a garlic fart...
If my people, who are called by my name, will humble themselves and pray and seek my face and turn from their wicked ways, then will I hear from heaven and will forgive their sin and will heal their land. 2 Chronicles 7:14
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Taste like the.north.end of.a south bound mule.
Work was made for a mule and he turns his ass to it.
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LUCK:::; When presistence, dedication, perspiration and preparation meet up with opportunity!!! - - - - - - - -A government big enough to give you everything you want, is big enough to take everything you have. Thomas Jeferson - - - - - - - -
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That boy's dumber than a soup can with both ends cut out ! I'll stomp a mudhole in your ass that the Chinese army could'nt walk dry ! She could'nt carry a tune in a bucket with two handles. I've seen better legs on a coffee table. She so ugly she could scare a buzzard off a gut wagon at 100 yds .
The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing.
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Staying out too late with the dry cows
You raring to go or can't go for raring
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If I tell you that a grasshopper can plow a field you better hook him up
WM Hunter "Trump literally sacrificed himself, his family and all of his businesses for this country. He literally is a true American hero. And True American Patriot - warts and all."
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Slicker than a snotty doorknob
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My granny in Louisiana would say " boy don't shucks were you eat."
Proud Army and ALNG veteran God Bless America!
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Mama used to say dont burn your candle on both ends it will meet in the middle and go out.
WM Hunter "Trump literally sacrificed himself, his family and all of his businesses for this country. He literally is a true American hero. And True American Patriot - warts and all."
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If I say there is cheese on the moon...Pack your crackers and go.....
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That is so good it'd make a rabbit hug a bull dog.
" I do view Jim Waltz as a really good Presidential candidate" Bama_Earl
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I don't need none of them blue pills. That thang gets so hard a cat can't scratch it
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it froze over
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Dads favorite: That cotton pickin sap sucker!
This is Aldeer! The place people come to vent their frustrations and completely change their stance a few minutes later... 
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This ol dawg better stay on the porch cause I just cain't cut the mustard like I used to!
Ya can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear!
Son, that's pure'n T hawg warsh!!!
Pretty is as pretty does!
Idle hands are the devil's workshop!
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http://www.flickr.com/photos/brodyjt/Humankind has not woven the web of life. We are but one thread within it.Whatever we do to the web we do to ourselves.All things are bound together. All things connect-Chief Seattle
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