Worked as good as a screen door on a submarine.
He went to sh@+ and the hogs ate him.
That womans about bat sh@+ crazy.
Drunker than Cooter Bill.
Not the sharpest tool in the shed.
Gotta see a man about a dog.
Don't worry about the mule, just load the cart.
Worked him like a borrowed mule.
It's colder than a witches titty in a brass bra.
It's hotter than 400 hells.