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Joined: Jan 2011
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14 point
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I've been sitting with my 88 yo mother talking about various things and she made a comment that I hadn't heard her say in a very long time. She was describing a friend of hers who always makes a bigger deal out of things than necessary and mom said, "that woman's complaining wouldn't make two hoots in Hades" (wouldn't equal two screams in Hell)
Now, she has uttered that phrase for as long as I can remember, but it struck me funny because I hadn't heard it from her in a vey long while. She's got a lot more, too.
What other old time 'southern isms' did you guys grow up hearing?
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Booner
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Booner
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I'm gonna "box" your ears 
"Don't let a dead deer kill ya"
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Old Mossy Horns
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Old Mossy Horns
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My Aunts face would make a Train take a Dirt road...
Life is a journey. Make sure and bring plenty of Beer.
My luck has been so bad lately, it could be raining pussies and I'd catch one with a dick broke off in it.
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Freak of Nature
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Freak of Nature
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Y'all need to set up a video camera and just let it roll with these old folks talking. I sure wish I had when my kinfolk were living. Too late for me, they're all gone and they took all that awesome stuff with them.
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Tripped on a Stob. Fell on a Stob. Ran over a Stob. Got hung up on a Stob.
Souped up Hot Rod.
Gonna Jerk a knot in your A**.
'Bout dark thirty.
See a man about a dog.
Hi powered rifle.
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Freak of Nature
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I didnt say it was your fault I said I was blameind you!!
LUCK:::; When presistence, dedication, perspiration and preparation meet up with opportunity!!!
- - - - - - - -A government big enough to give you everything you want, is big enough to take everything you have. Thomas Jeferson - - - - - - - -
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Freak of Nature
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Gonn beat you like a red headed step child.
LUCK:::; When presistence, dedication, perspiration and preparation meet up with opportunity!!!
- - - - - - - -A government big enough to give you everything you want, is big enough to take everything you have. Thomas Jeferson - - - - - - - -
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Im gonna knock so many knots on your head it'll take you a week to rubem all.
LUCK:::; When presistence, dedication, perspiration and preparation meet up with opportunity!!!
- - - - - - - -A government big enough to give you everything you want, is big enough to take everything you have. Thomas Jeferson - - - - - - - -
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Old Mossy Horns
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Old Mossy Horns
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That deer was skint back and gittin it...
Life is a journey. Make sure and bring plenty of Beer.
My luck has been so bad lately, it could be raining pussies and I'd catch one with a dick broke off in it.
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Booner
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Booner
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Been to two World Fairs and a goat screwin' and aint never seen such as this
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Well I'll be John Brown, that ain't worth shucks!
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Booner
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Booner
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Wadn't a car in sight til I got to this stop sign...now everybody 'n their brother has to come along!
That clap of thunder was so loud it sounded like a bum went off!
I haven't seen you in a month of Sundays!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/brodyjt/Humankind has not woven the web of life. We are but one thread within it.Whatever we do to the web we do to ourselves.All things are bound together. All things connect-Chief Seattle
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She's mad as a wet hen.
I ain't seen that in a coon's age.
He couldn't hit the ground if he fell off a horse.
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She's crazy as a outhouse rat.
kill em all let God sort em out
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Administrator
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Red in the head, good in the bed.
It takes a long time to grow an old friend.
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Footbsll Bat PSYOPS
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One of my daddys' old sayings: "Don't trust a man whose butt is wider than his shoulders."
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Old Mossy Horns
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Worked as good as a screen door on a submarine.
He went to sh@+ and the hogs ate him.
That womans about bat sh@+ crazy.
Drunker than Cooter Bill.
Not the sharpest tool in the shed.
Gotta see a man about a dog.
Don't worry about the mule, just load the cart.
Worked him like a borrowed mule.
It's colder than a witches titty in a brass bra.
It's hotter than 400 hells.
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"Ever old crow thinks his littluns are the blackest."
"She ain't no sprang chicken"
" That thang wuz rattlin' like a pea thrasher"
"Harder than a Woodpeckers pecker."
Last edited by 2Dogs; 08/11/13 01:53 AM.
"Why do you ask"?
Too many people spend money they don't have , on things they don't need, to impress people they don't know.
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To quote Roy D Mercer, just how big a boy are you. I'm gonna put a pop knot on your head so big you can hang a boat on it!
WM Hunter "Trump literally sacrificed himself, his family and all of his businesses for this country.
He literally is a true American hero. And True American Patriot - warts and all."
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Old Mossy Horns
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Old Mossy Horns
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Ur blowin smoke up a wild hogs arse.
U recon he'd hold one in his mouth till the swellin went down.
She's finer than frog hair.
Would walk over a naked woman to get to a gobblin turkey!
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