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I drove B'Ham to Tallahassee & back yesterday, I probably encountered Ben2 & a hundred more just like him, meandering along enjoying his right to block traffic and cause problems, obviously just being on the highway to enjoy the smells & sounds, the music of squealing tires and blaring horns wafting sweetly into his ears, with friends telling them that they are indeed number one as they finally make their way past. I passed the Prattville exit at 10, called the wife to tell her I was running a little late, and then.... all the joy and happiness was gone. A red wave of tail lights as far as the eye could see... An hour and a half later I got off at the Clanton exit, following some idiot in a white pickup full of cantaloupes who was obviously ensuring their safety and freshness by never exceeding 20 mph, and who needed to stop when approaching the cops with their white flashlights waving and pointing because apparently those directions just weren't clear enough, and when I was finally able to get around him (on the right, of course) the car ahead was completely out of sight.

Some people are alive only because it's against the law to kill them.