I had to take a bathroom break...anyone willing to summarize what's happened over the past week...so I don't have to read 10 pages?
A fella with wet britches shot a deer in the throat at some point and got it mounted real quick. Then he stood on a smelly couch and got his picture taken. Then it was decided he was a midget. Then Skinny called him a goofy looking bast@rd and moved the thread. Then the mine flooded and he's off work.