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Originally Posted By: IDOT
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Is this a contender for best thread ever?


Not even close!


He didn't say longest. It has to rank near the top though.

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Originally Posted By: clarkdeer
Originally Posted By: I_hate_poachers
This hunter, fisherman here does. how is that idiotic?
my wife rules our domain. what she says goes.
I have to run everything by her. I had to wait three hours to recover one of the bucks i shot this year. she demanded that i baby sit first. what she says goes. happy wife= happy life.

Now how is that idiotic clem? you are either not married, or you have yours trained very good.
new generation of women is not the same as they used to be.
my wife is 22. and when she gets hellbent you better move outta her way!!!

hell i wasnt even allowed to go show my buck to my buddies, i had to take it to the processor and straight home.




Dang man, I hope she is fine as hell! Post a pic.


You really think she is going to allow that..... He is probably wearing the dunce cap begging to be forgiven about now....

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Originally Posted By: alhawk
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Originally Posted By: 2Dogs
Is this a contender for best thread ever?


Not even close!


He didn't say longest. It has to rank near the top though.

Correct, not longest, maybe best as in most entertaining. Some crazy deer poachin', marriage advice going on here. laughup



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Trust me guys in the 8 yrs I have been on aldeer, there have been some that would make you laugh for days grin


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Muzzy knows who holds the greatest thread in aldeer history. CD.

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Man I've been missin out, I ain't been to this thread in a while! My wife is 24 and she's nothing like what I hate paochers says his is. My wife knew how I was when she married me. I hunt about as much as anyone you meet. It makes her day when I skip a hunt to do something with/for her. It'd be a long miserable life to live having to ask permission for everything.

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Originally Posted By: Moose24
Damnit Guys! Focus! This discussion is about the legal/illegal killing of a great buck not a relationship blog.

Maybe the alleged spot lighter could use a little marriage counselling.



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Originally Posted By: I_hate_poachers
This hunter, fisherman here does. how is that idiotic?
my wife rules our domain. what she says goes.
I have to run everything by her. I had to wait three hours to recover one of the bucks i shot this year. she demanded that i baby sit first. what she says goes. happy wife= happy life.

Now how is that idiotic clem? you are either not married, or you have yours trained very good.
new generation of women is not the same as they used to be.
my wife is 22. and when she gets hellbent you better move outta her way!!!

hell i wasnt even allowed to go show my buck to my buddies, i had to take it to the processor and straight home.


This has to be a joke.


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Originally Posted By: IDOT
Trust me guys in the 8 yrs I have been on aldeer, there have been some that would make you laugh for days grin


I'm bettin' you played some sort of role in those as well. laugh



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Dayumit man!
I just got caught up on how this thread went from twenty pages to twenty seven after I asked my wife if it was okay. grin


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Originally Posted By: quailman
This just probably falls under a "I wish I could take back that original post" thread. Dammit man, even if it was true, why would you post it....

This reminds me of a time when myself and a few buddies were talking about the first girl that we were infatuated with. Mine was Cheryl Ladd and another guys was Farrah fawcet. Then out of nowhere the other guy says, that black girl, Gail Fisher in Mannix. We all just stared at him with WTF looks on our faces. That was a time when I would have just kept that to myself.


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There's no doubt that marriage is headed for divorce. He'll look back on this time in his life and shake his head. Actually, I said marriage, but he's not in a marriage. Like someone else pointed out, she'll end up bedded down with somebody that has a pair. That is a pathetic way to go thru life.

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Dont know what's funnier, the midget in the pic, standing on the couch, still looking little, or the "lack of" marriage debate! The joys of between season times on ALDEER!


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the midget on the couch comment made me laugh...I was waiting for someone to point that out.

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Damnit Guys! Focus! This discussion is about the legal/illegal killing of a great buck not a relationship blog.


I just wish Ms. Muzzie could be on board for this one.


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Originally Posted By: Clem
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Damnit Guys! Focus! This discussion is about the legal/illegal killing of a great buck not a relationship blog.


I just wish Ms. Muzzie could be on board for this one.


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Muzzy knows who holds the greatest thread in aldeer history. CD.


CD speaketh the truth.


OK,someone find it, let's see this legendary thread.



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It didn't make it through one of the oil changes a few years ago. frown


Ms. Muzzie and Muzzie sidetrackjacked the thread and she held her own with him AND everyone else. It was epic.


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Originally Posted By: 2Dogs
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Trust me guys in the 8 yrs I have been on aldeer, there have been some that would make you laugh for days grin


I'm bettin' you played some sort of role in those as well. laugh


My epic threads have consisted of Dustin bashing my skull in grin


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Ain't no way a man or woman should have to live this way. I don't give a damn what she looks like. Sometimes my wife will ask if I mind if she goes out with the girls and I just give her the look. It actually bothers me if she asks permission.


1more thing. When I kill a good buck you can bet your a$$ there will friends coming over to check it out. Hell, sometimes they get to my house before I do.

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Originally Posted By: quailman
Originally Posted By: doecommander
My wife only controls one thing.............


Good thing or there would be a Bounty on them.


Dang it, you beat me to it grin


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