I tell you what I like to do... I like to try and catch the dog, feed it, and then call the owner. I wait until they are pulling up and then i blast those mangy muts right in front of the dumbass in bred hunters and giggle as i watch their face go into shock! It is hysterical!! They have that same look that they get when their mom walks in on em with their sister! They cant really do anything about it cause i'm retired special forces and everyone around here know what i'm capable of. Guess what? My dog problem has been solved!!
