Drink Jack Daniel's. It'll put lead in your pencil and hair on your chest.
See... That's one of my problems. Even though I'm a very fit and active guy, I really like bourbon, rum, vodka and tequila.
I like wine fine too, which is why I'm going to just drink it on the nights I feel like drinking, and then occasionally have hard liquor or beer.
My guess here at the heart (no pun intended) of this study's results are the long term effects of Grapes vs Grains on the human body, because that's really what it appears to boil down to.