When I was Active Duty, this one ship in Boston, I had a friend that was a cook. On the weekends, he would make me a 6 egg omelet with everything.

I'd go sit down on the mess deck, and guy's would say, where did you get that? I'd say, Friends in the right place. He called it The Big Dawg.


Life is a journey. Make sure and bring plenty of Beer.

My luck has been so bad lately, it could be raining pussies and I'd catch one with a dick broke off in it.