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Old Mossy Horns
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The other day, my Girlfriend and me were out at a place we frequent often. The waitress who knows us asked, y'all never sit next to each other. Always across from each other. I just said, it's easier to talk that way. Don't most couples sit across?


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We do. It keeps me from getting sexually harassed during the meal

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Always sit near the kitchen eyes on the front door unobstructed path to move if need be.


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Nope,I’m sitting next to the wife.

hard to be nonchalant and get a hand full across the table. laugh


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Originally Posted by dave260rem!
Always sit near the kitchen eyes on the front door unobstructed path to move if need be.

Well; there are other places to eat besides Waffle House

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After 33 years together we think eating together in the same room is a date.


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I sit across from my wife if it’s a booth. Next to her if it’s a four top. I only sit side by side if there are other individuals in the party. I do prefer to have eyes on the entrances.

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Originally Posted by Mdees
I sit across from my wife if it’s a booth. Next to her if it’s a four top. I only sit side by side if there are other individuals in the party. I do prefer to have eyes on the entrances.


Same here. Always try to get a booth, unless with another couple, or people.


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Same!

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Always sit across so we can each other’s back.


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Across at a booth. At the corners on a 4 top.


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I sit facing the door. She sits where she wants. Usually across unless we are with a group


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Originally Posted by Mdees
I sit across from my wife if it’s a booth. Next to her if it’s a four top. I only sit side by side if there are other individuals in the party. I do prefer to have eyes on the entrances.

X2


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Originally Posted by Mdees
I sit across from my wife if it’s a booth. Next to her if it’s a four top. I only sit side by side if there are other individuals in the party. I do prefer to have eyes on the entrances.
X3

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Originally Posted by dave260rem!
Always sit near the kitchen eyes on the front door unobstructed path to move if need be.
This.

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Originally Posted by Mdees
I sit across from my wife if it’s a booth. Next to her if it’s a four top. I only sit side by side if there are other individuals in the party. I do prefer to have eyes on the entrances.

This.


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Across, like normal people 😜


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Originally Posted by Fattyfireplug
I sit facing the door. She sits where she wants. Usually across unless we are with a group


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Originally Posted by Dublgrumpy
Originally Posted by dave260rem!
Always sit near the kitchen eyes on the front door unobstructed path to move if need be.

This.


I'm glad I don't have to live life like that anymore...


... Now back when I was a secret agent man that was definitely a concern. It's hard to enjoy a meal with your lady when a Ninji could attack at any moment.


Where the hell are y'all going out to eat? Mogadishu?


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We sit across from each other and I always face the entrance in case some stupid chit goes down.


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