The other day, my Girlfriend and me were out at a place we frequent often. The waitress who knows us asked, y'all never sit next to each other. Always across from each other. I just said, it's easier to talk that way. Don't most couples sit across?


Life is a journey. Make sure and bring plenty of Beer.

My luck has been so bad lately, it could be raining pussies and I'd catch one with a dick broke off in it.