My wife was fussing last year about the cost of a deer mount. She asked me, “why you gotta pay that for a dang mount? When you die nobody will want them. They’ll be thrown out!”
Well shit. I never considered what would happen to them when I die and it damn sure ain’t the reason I want it mounted in the first place!!!! 😡🤬
So my reply was, “my money, my way, I’m not asking for permission!”


I hate making a good first impression. There’s no way I can keep that shit up.