I'll tell you something you won't believe. I was in China and I was picking through what they served us for a business dinner. I got to some dumplings that just had essentially meat in them. They were GOOD. I told they guy next to me that was having trouble finding something to eat he was OK with: "Hey man try those dumplings, they got a real good flavor on them. You don't even need any sauce". He asked the host what it was. They said, "Oh that's Donkey".

It was one of the best things I ate over there. I don't know what to tell you it tasted like, it tasted like "donkey". Not chicken, beef, lamb, deer, whatever.

The lady told me they have a saying in China: "When we get to heaven, we will have dragon meat. Until then, we have donkey".

So if we ever have hard times, you better put your donkey up. I might come get him. Of course I don't know what they fed that donkey out on to make him taste like that. Probably not pasture weeds.