I'm only 41 and I fell a few weeks ago getting up off the dang couch. I'd been sitting with one of my feet up under the other leg and it had "fallen asleep".

Someone rang the doorbell and I hopped up to answer it and as soon as I put weight on my foot, that had gone numb, it rolled over, heard a loud crack, and I went down hard between the couch and coffee table. To make it worse, I caught the corner of the table right in the ribs on the way down. Thank God I'm a fat piece of crap because I had plenty of built-in padding laugh Didn't break anything but tore some ligaments in my foot and had a nasty bruise on my side.


Isaiah 5:20