Originally Posted by JohnnyLoco
Every time my wife is on top (4-6 times per week) I play “My Heads In Mississippi” with the lyric

“ Last night I saw a cowgirl
She was floatin' across the ceilin'
And last night I saw a naked cowgirl
She was floatin' across the ceilin'
She was mumblin' to some Howlin' Wolf
About some voodoo healin'”


I hear ya

Some still don’t get the pearl necklace mention


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