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Freak of Nature
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On a positive note...
I get my first Social Security Check next month and thanks to Silver Sneakers I get free gym membership... Woot! You may see some drug co-pays go to 0 and others drop , depending which Medicare supplemental plan you have. I take allergy injections , I pay 0 for the serum and injections now. 
"Why do you ask"?
Too many people spend money they don't have , on things they don't need, to impress people they don't know.
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Impatient Stinky Britches Wearin’ Off-Roadin’ Guru
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You consistently have to be careful you don’t sit on your own testicles. At the risk of committing a TMI foul.....at least once/week, I accidentally kick myself in the balls putting on underwear after a shower.....pull them up one leg to about knee-high then "kick" the other foot up to put the other leg in. If I'm in a rush and not being careful.... *bam*....heel to the nuts
Isaiah 5:20
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Pops told me some of us are coming on, some of us are going on. Realized which side Im on and thought I sure aint the 1st one.
Advice given to me that I found to be true after age 45.
Dont trust a fart, Dont pass a public restroom, Dont waste a Hard on.
Its not the will to win but the will to prepare to win!
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Every time you see or hear water running, you have to run and take a leak.
Grandma said...Always keep a gun close at hand, you just never know when you might run across some varmint that needs killing...
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Grumpy Old Man
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Grumpy Old Man
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Reading glasses located in each room. Thinking ahead on a task and ask: "now when I get down on a knee, what tools/supplies will I need so I don't have to get up". The knee question is easy for me. Both of mine are garbage (even the new one) so getting on the knee, or knees, is totally out of question. I can sit down or lay down. If I’m planning to lay down I plan ahead for something to help me get back up.
I hate making a good first impression. There’s no way I can keep that shit up.
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a.k.a. Dingle Johnson
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On a positive note...
I get my first Social Security Check next month and thanks to Silver Sneakers I get free gym membership... Woot! You may see some drug co-pays go to 0 and others drop , depending which Medicare supplemental plan you have. I take allergy injections , I pay 0 for the serum and injections now. Yeah our insurance is getting a lot better. I'm going from a Pre-65 retirement company insurance plan that is a $6k deductible plan to a company Medicare advantage plan that has zero copay for prescriptions and $5 to $10 medical copays, and the cost is about the same for the plan.
"When I say ever thing I mean ever thing." - Frankie
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When you get up every morning hurt from arthritis between 2-4 . Just called sports med to schedule wrist surgery so i know when I can get my neck injections scheduled. No country for old men
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Working in the heat is the only way I know I’m getting old. After a day of ranch work in the sun, around a gallon and a half of water and saltstik chews, I fair better than the youngsters still. https://aletenutrition.com/pages/saltstickGetting old is one thing, being a puzzy is another. 😂🤣😂🤣
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When your young you have to hold it down to keep from pissing in your face and when your old you have to hold it up to keep from pissing on your boots.
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Don’t forget the extra nose and ear hair. 
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You know you're old when you go to Vegas to play the slots and it comes up 3 prunes
You gonna pull them pistols, or whistle Dixie?
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Pops told me some of us are coming on, some of us are going on. Realized which side Im on and thought I sure aint the 1st one.
Advice given to me that I found to be true after age 45.
Dont trust a fart, Dont pass a public restroom, Dont waste a Hard on. From the great movie, The Bucket List. Understandable wisdom!
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All the aches and pains are still better than being dead
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Grumpy Old Man
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Grumpy Old Man
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All the aches and pains are still better than being dead How do you know? 🤷♂️
I hate making a good first impression. There’s no way I can keep that shit up.
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Freak of Nature
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I remember seeing my dad fall more and more. Now I’m just getting started
“Socialism only works in two places: Heaven where they don't need it and hell where they already have it.” ― Ronald Reagan
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I remember seeing my dad fall more and more. Now I’m just getting started That is the worst for me - I used to have amazing balance and never fell. At 62-yrs, I have gotten so clumsy I am sometimes afraid of heights that would have NEVER bothered me in the past.
"The struggle you're in today, is developing the strength you need for tomorrow."
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When You have programmed yourself to Just Fall correctly instead of trying to catch yourself !! Trying to catch yourself does Way more harm - it's better if you turn your body to absorb the fall !!
I learned this years ago because I have bad shoulders (4 surgeries- both have be replaced) but not this year because hunting season is Close !!
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Freak of Nature
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I remember seeing my dad fall more and more. Now I’m just getting started I've been in a little bit of denial about my balance lately. Recently bought some new Hoka shoes that have very plush cushioning soles and I've been blaming them for causing me to stagger a little bit sideways sometimes. It's not the shoes.
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Ive busted my ass twice in the woods lately. Stick got me one time and a vine the other. As i was getting up Im like what the hell just happened.
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Ive busted my ass twice in the woods lately. Stick got me one time and a vine the other. As i was getting up Im like what the hell just happened. The ground is a lot farther away than it used to be.
"When I say ever thing I mean ever thing." - Frankie
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