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Joined: Mar 2005
Posts: 5,947 Likes: 90
Skinny's Property
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Skinny's Property
Joined: Mar 2005
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You have to shave with your dang readers on! You consistently have to be careful you don’t sit on your own testicles. Just two wonderful age related things I never thought about when I was younger🙃
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Joined: Mar 2004
Posts: 11,834 Likes: 8
Booner
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Booner
Joined: Mar 2004
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"Don't let a dead deer kill ya"
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Joined: Feb 2005
Posts: 4,218 Likes: 7
10 point
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Joined: Feb 2005
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I realized it when I figured out that the US VP is younger than I am. Not by much, but still hit home.
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Joined: Oct 2000
Posts: 8,545 Likes: 46
14 point
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Joined: Oct 2000
Posts: 8,545 Likes: 46 |
Had an old fellow tell me you know you’re getting old when your little buddy used to stand up and watch you brush your teeth now all he seems to do is bend over and look at the floor. God I hope I never get that old.
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Joined: Dec 2013
Posts: 28,317 Likes: 564
a.k.a. Dingle Johnson
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a.k.a. Dingle Johnson
Joined: Dec 2013
Posts: 28,317 Likes: 564 |
Years ago I remember seeing a Cadillac commercial on TV and the music in the commercial was Led Zeppelin.
I thought, "God I'm getting old..."
"When I say ever thing I mean ever thing." - Frankie
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Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 15,578 Likes: 96
Old Mossy Horns
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Old Mossy Horns
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 15,578 Likes: 96 |
As they say, getting old ain't for pussies.
I've experienced some of y'alls previous comments. Sitting on your nutts, will get your attention quick.
Life is a journey. Make sure and bring plenty of Beer.
My luck has been so bad lately, it could be raining pussies and I'd catch one with a dick broke off in it.
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Joined: Aug 2001
Posts: 81,844 Likes: 513
GUVNER
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GUVNER
Joined: Aug 2001
Posts: 81,844 Likes: 513 |
Balls dippin in the toilet water will get your attention.
"Never Trust Government" -- Smart people.
"The Great thing we should Fear and the Weird Thing we Trust is Elon Musk" -- Me
"You can be broke but you cant be poor." -- Ruthie-May Webster
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Joined: Oct 2002
Posts: 3,983 Likes: 1
10 point
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10 point
Joined: Oct 2002
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Had an old guy say he was taking half a viagra every day just to avoid peeing on his shoes.
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Joined: Dec 2013
Posts: 28,317 Likes: 564
a.k.a. Dingle Johnson
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a.k.a. Dingle Johnson
Joined: Dec 2013
Posts: 28,317 Likes: 564 |
Had an old guy say he was taking half a viagra every day just to avoid peeing on his shoes. My Grannie's second husband told me one time it was like, "Tryin' to row a boat with a rope." Just the thought of that is why I workout and stay in shape.
"When I say ever thing I mean ever thing." - Frankie
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Joined: Jan 2001
Posts: 14,897 Likes: 92
Booner
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Booner
Joined: Jan 2001
Posts: 14,897 Likes: 92 |
Had an old fellow tell me you know you’re getting old when your little buddy used to stand up and watch you brush your teeth now all he seems to do is bend over and look at the floor. God I hope I never get that old. Better hope you do
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Joined: Jul 2019
Posts: 648 Likes: 1
4 point
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Joined: Jul 2019
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When the cabbage desease sets in
Thats when the stalk is too weak to hold up the head 😜
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Posts: 4,976 Likes: 39
12 point
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Joined: Jun 2020
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When it's like shooting pool, with a wet rope!!! My dad told me that, way before he passed...
Love a good hunting story, love my family and friends. Some people you can't, but acted like do.
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Joined: May 2018
Posts: 3,551 Likes: 11
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10 point
Joined: May 2018
Posts: 3,551 Likes: 11 |
Don’t let the old man in!!!!
Hunting brings out the worst in people.
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Joined: Nov 2018
Posts: 2,416 Likes: 26
10 point
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10 point
Joined: Nov 2018
Posts: 2,416 Likes: 26 |
Half of your mail is social security, Medicare or some other form of old folks stuff.
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Joined: Dec 2006
Posts: 18,268 Likes: 62
Old Mossy Horns
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Old Mossy Horns
Joined: Dec 2006
Posts: 18,268 Likes: 62 |
Reading glasses located in each room. Thinking ahead on a task and ask: "now when I get down on a knee, what tools/supplies will I need so I don't have to get up".
Nathan Carl Goff 19 Sept 2016 - 14 Jan 2017.
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Posts: 12,677 Likes: 116
Booner
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Booner
Joined: Dec 2016
Posts: 12,677 Likes: 116 |
You know you’re getting old when the reality of more behind you than in front of you sets in
When I need expert advice I tend to talk to myself
The older I get the better I used to be
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Joined: Apr 2002
Posts: 3,302 Likes: 2
10 point
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10 point
Joined: Apr 2002
Posts: 3,302 Likes: 2 |
You have to shave with your dang readers on! You consistently have to be careful you don’t sit on your own testicles. Just two wonderful age related things I never thought about when I was younger🙃 You have way more wrong with you than that!!
"It's not how hard you can hit, it's how hard you can get hit and keep going" Rocky Balboa
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Joined: Jul 2011
Posts: 39,938 Likes: 130
Freak of Nature
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Freak of Nature
Joined: Jul 2011
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This Half of your mail is social security, Medicare or some other form of old folks stuff. and this. Reading glasses located in each room. Thinking ahead on a task and ask: "now when I get down on a knee, what tools/supplies will I need so I don't have to get up".
"Why do you ask"?
Too many people spend money they don't have , on things they don't need, to impress people they don't know.
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Joined: Aug 2002
Posts: 23,778 Likes: 45
Freak of Nature
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Freak of Nature
Joined: Aug 2002
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I remember being kind of shocked the first time I went to the doctor and he was younger than I was.
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Joined: Dec 2013
Posts: 28,317 Likes: 564
a.k.a. Dingle Johnson
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a.k.a. Dingle Johnson
Joined: Dec 2013
Posts: 28,317 Likes: 564 |
On a positive note...
I get my first Social Security Check next month and thanks to Silver Sneakers I get free gym membership... Woot!
"When I say ever thing I mean ever thing." - Frankie
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