The below advice is not intended for people that want to preserve the nest.

1. Slowly pull up next to it in your pickup.
2. Start recording on your phone
3. Roll the window down on passenger side (you need 2-people- preferably about 1/2 drunk to pull this off)
4. Shoot the shit out of it with the automatic 12-gauge of your choice.
a. I recommend 5-rounds of #8
b. Roll window back up
c. Watch with amazement as 1-trillion of those bastages wonder what happened to their home.
5. Drive about 1/2-mile and grab another cold one out of the cooler.

I skipped step 2; however, I gotta say - being about half lit and watching a hornets nest getting blown to bits by an Auto-5 was a GREAT close to a work day at the club.


"The struggle you're in today, is developing the strength you need for tomorrow."