Originally Posted by Dixiepatriot
My arthritis dr office asked me to come 30 min early for some new paperwork to fill out. I told her I would have plenty of time while I was waiting on them.

My wife took me to the emergency em because my chest hurt. Told the dyke looking dr I had already ruled out heart attack. She asked how I ruled out heart attack I told her because I didn’t die in the waiting room.

😂😂