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Freak of Nature
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Me and the family came down to the beach for a few days to get away before the boys all go off to college. Me and the boys (21, 18, and 18-twins) are sitting on the beach relaxing today when this smoking hot blonde comes walking past us with a rather “big boy”. He was pretty heavy. Definitely didn’t look like they belonged together. They sat at their chairs for a few minutes nearby. I’m thinking it has to be his daughter but their conversation, with some folks sitting next to them, made me realize it was his wife. Then I thought, he has to be wealthy, but listening to him talk, turns out he is a truck driver for a lawn mower manufacturer. They get up, pack their stuff, and walk off holding hands. Me and the boys haven’t said a word the whole time. One of the twins looks at the rest of us and says, “it must be huge”. We all about fell out of our chairs laughing when he said that. He followed it up with, “we were all wondering how, I’m just the one that said it”.  Having your kids turn into adults/friends is a blast.
If voting made any difference, they wouldn’t let us do it.-Mark Twain
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Old Mossy Horns
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Well, that brings up the question of how did they get into a situation to find out.
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8 point
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Me and the family came down to the beach for a few days to get away before the boys all go off to college. Me and the boys (21, 18, and 18-twins) are sitting on the beach relaxing today when this smoking hot blonde comes walking past us with a rather “big boy”. He was pretty heavy. Definitely didn’t look like they belonged together. They sat at their chairs for a few minutes nearby. I’m thinking it has to be his daughter but their conversation, with some folks sitting next to them, made me realize it was his wife. Then I thought, he has to be wealthy, but listening to him talk, turns out he is a truck driver for a lawn mower manufacturer. They get up, pack their stuff, and walk off holding hands. Me and the boys haven’t said a word the whole time. One of the twins looks at the rest of us and says, “it must be huge”. We all about fell out of our chairs laughing when he said that. He followed it up with, “we were all wondering how, I’m just the one that said it”. Having your kids turn into adults/friends is a blast. I agree 110%me youngest son 26 have had some of the same conversation setting on beach enjoying adult beverages
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Old Mossy Horns
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Old Mossy Horns
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Good stuff
Some of the guys at mill kid me sometimes - about how the heck did you ever land her? They can make the jokes funny!! One of the guys I did not even know but I guess he knows me came thru one day and said - there goes the ugliest guy in the world that got the prettiest girl n the world. I thought that was hilarious and I always wanted to out kick my coverage which is not hard for me anyway 😂😂
Hunt the wind - leave it better than you found it - love your neighbor as you love your self
We need prayer for our country now more than ever
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12 point
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Great!, we're all gonna be looking foward to the sequel " Today at the strip club "
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10 point
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Freak of Nature
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Must have been an ALDeer member
Never met one that didn't marry up in a major way
Don't let life get in the way of living
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a.k.a. Dingle Johnson
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That's a beautiful beach story man...
"When I say ever thing I mean ever thing." - Frankie
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GUVNER
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GUVNER
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Must have been an ALDeer member
Never met one that didn't marry up in a major way A bunch of damn ugly trucks pulling pretty boats is what we are.
"Never Trust Government" -- Smart people.
"The Great thing we should Fear and the Weird Thing we Trust is Elon Musk" -- Me
"You can be broke but you cant be poor." -- Ruthie-May Webster
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I get this a lot and I just laugh - at golf courses everybody says - he will be playing off senior tee! I am not even 60 but obviously I look old 😂
Was just at a tourney and guys in group that did not know me said I am a red tee guy!! 😄 I kept my mouth shut and just walked up to white tee and hit! I get that a lot 😂😂. Red tee are for seniors or 60 and up. 😄
Hunt the wind - leave it better than you found it - love your neighbor as you love your self
We need prayer for our country now more than ever
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The Flippin’ Idiot That Could Care Less
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The Flippin’ Idiot That Could Care Less
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I often wonder how these ugly fellers get the pretty hoes
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Booner
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Booner
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Heck I would settle for one that was slightly above average that doesn't want to just show up and the man do all the work and pay their bills.
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I married more in 5 minutes than I could have worked for in 50 years. I’m 41, she’s 28, she’ll work right beside me all day long and loves every minute of it. She’s can farm with the best of em. Hell she is the farm! 😂. Good lord just blessed me is all I can say.
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