Originally Posted by Dustin
Reminds of this story of an young fellow from the mountains of Tennessee. He went to work in the mines at an early age and after a while of working hard around all that equipment he was starting to think it wasn't worth it. The mine was always hot and loud. The young fellow was tired of being hot and starting to feel his health go bad. He finally quit and decided he was going to attend the University of Tennessee to make something of himself.

One of his first classes was a Psychology class. He made his way to the class and since he was afraid that he wasn't too smart, he chose to sit in the back.

The professor strode in and started giving the introduction to the class and towards the end He asked Who here believes in Ghosts, please raise your hand.
The young man, along with many others, of course raised his hand as he had always seen them around the farm and mountains where he grew up.

The professor then asked, Who here has ever seen a Ghost, please raise your hand.
The young man, along with a few others, kept his hand up as he had many times seen a Ghosts around his house.

Then the professor asked, Who here has ever spoken to a Ghost, please raise your hand.
The young man, along with about 5 others, kept his hand up as he had many times spoken to the Ghosts around his house.

Then the professor asked, Who here has ever had sex with a Ghost, please raise your hand.
The young man kept his hand up but as he looked around he was the only one with his hand raised.

The professor asked him to come down to the podium and the young man made his way down as everyone was watching him closely.

When he got down there the professor said, Young man please recount your experience of having sex with a Ghost.
The young man looked at him and stepped back and looked at the professor confused and then said:

"Ghost!?! Hell I thought you was saying Goats..."
He would probably like my coffee.

The true mark of a man is not how he conducts himself during times of prosperity, but how he conducts himself during times of adversity.