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Freak of Nature
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Channel lock Taurus home defense combo. Every Taurus should have a toolkit including from the factory
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I’m afraid those gloves wouldn’t have helped if it had been a coon. The doc in a box would have just had to clean fabric from your bite wounds.
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Those gloves make me think something really strange was going on. Don't you know you have to stick your finger up a possum's ass to confirm they are really dead? I did. He was dead. Still needed the channel locks. He was wedged in there good. You got your finger wedged in a possum's ass?
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Old Mossy Horns
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I’m afraid those gloves wouldn’t have helped if it had been a coon. The doc in a box would have just had to clean fabric from your bite wounds. I had a spear too. You don't mess with a cornered coon without a spear. Also, the judge woulda blowed holes in the tub. Spear was the perfect weapon.
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Old Mossy Horns
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Those gloves make me think something really strange was going on. Don't you know you have to stick your finger up a possum's ass to confirm they are really dead? I did. He was dead. Still needed the channel locks. He was wedged in there good. You got your finger wedged in a possum's ass? Yes
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Old Mossy Horns
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Had to make sure he was unalived and not playing possum. And like wew said, it's the only real way to know
Last edited by BPI; 07/27/26 02:46 PM.
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Doing the best I can.
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The true mark of a man is not how he conducts himself during times of prosperity, but how he conducts himself during times of adversity.
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Freak of Nature
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You cant hear for a week after shooting that Judge
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Either way that's some pretty grass you got growing Mr. BPI...I'm about to say uncle on my yard...  Those gloves make me think something really strange was going on. Don't you know you have to stick your finger up a possum's ass to confirm they are really dead? Really?............I hadn't never heard that before but it makes sense...... Yep; if they grin, they are not dead. Ahhh....Pro tip right there folks...   thats where that ol sayin comes in at "grinnin like a possum"... 
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You couldn't hit him with the pistol so you finished him off with the pliers
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Ok what had happened was, Skinny called and asked you to help him with his tooth ache, so you grabbed the gloves (because skinny is known to bite) and the pliers to remove his tooth. When Skinny pulled up in his pinto the possum jumped out of the passenger seat and tried to "judy chop" you so you grabbed the taurus beat it open with the channel locks, loaded the revolver, aimed it.....had a misfire and the possum died of a heart attack.
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Ok what had happened was, Skinny called and asked you to help him with his tooth ache, so you grabbed the gloves (because skinny is known to bite) and the pliers to remove his tooth. When Skinny pulled up in his pinto the possum jumped out of the passenger seat and tried to "judy chop" you so you grabbed the taurus beat it open with the channel locks, loaded the revolver, aimed it.....had a misfire and the possum died of a heart attack. The judge did misfire on the second shot. They are junk. BUT that's why I got it. I leave it outside in the barn for such things as this unit.
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Looks to me like you shot a possum out of season and are afraid to leave fingerprints
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Ok what had happened was, Skinny called and asked you to help him with his tooth ache, so you grabbed the gloves (because skinny is known to bite) and the pliers to remove his tooth. When Skinny pulled up in his pinto the possum jumped out of the passenger seat and tried to "judy chop" you so you grabbed the taurus beat it open with the channel locks, loaded the revolver, aimed it.....had a misfire and the possum died of a heart attack. The judge did misfire on the second shot. They are junk. BUT that's why I got it. I leave it outside in the barn for such things as this unit. Perhaps leaving it outside is a possible cause of the misfire. 🤷♂️🤣
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I’m afraid those gloves wouldn’t have helped if it had been a coon. The doc in a box would have just had to clean fabric from your bite wounds. I had a spear too. You don't mess with a cornered coon without a spear. Also, the judge woulda blowed holes in the tub. Spear was the perfect weapon. By GAWD got a "spear" and even had some channel locks in the pic 🤣 Funny story here (talked about it years ago lol) ![[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]](https://i.postimg.cc/PfSvrwxs/Screenshot-20260727-183552-Cloud.jpg)
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I’m afraid those gloves wouldn’t have helped if it had been a coon. The doc in a box would have just had to clean fabric from your bite wounds. I had a spear too. You don't mess with a cornered coon without a spear. Also, the judge woulda blowed holes in the tub. Spear was the perfect weapon. By GAWD got a "spear" and even had some channel locks in the pic 🤣 Funny story here (talked about it years ago lol) We need to hear this story. Walt4dun is right this thread has potential and I think this story will take it to the next level!
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I’m afraid those gloves wouldn’t have helped if it had been a coon. The doc in a box would have just had to clean fabric from your bite wounds. I had a spear too. You don't mess with a cornered coon without a spear. Also, the judge woulda blowed holes in the tub. Spear was the perfect weapon. By GAWD got a "spear" and even had some channel locks in the pic 🤣 Funny story here (talked about it years ago lol) And that’s how it’s done folks.
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