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You are a crazy "cat man" . You were headed out to your garden to tighten a bolt on your fence, and needed gloves to keep from getting dirt under your freshly manicured fingernails. All of a sudden, your outdoor cats start hissing and growling, so you run over to see what was up, and a possum had chased them away from their food bowl. At first you threatened it with the channel locks, but the possum was not afraid, and you wound up having to shoot it with the pistol. Since you had the channel locks, and you knew possum blood would penetrate the gloves and get all over your soft and supple skin, you plan to use the channel locks to pick it up and dispose of it.
Am I close? No but you can eat a bag. My hands are man hands
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